Be More Chill - Michael In The Bathroom Chords
CAPO 3
[Verse 1]
E A
i am hanging in the bathroom
B E A
at the biggest party of the fall
E
i could stay right here or disappear
A B A B A B A B
and nobody'd even notice at all
[Verse 2]
E A
i'm a creeper in a bathroom
B E A
cause my buddy kinda left me alone
E
but i'd rather fake pee than stand awkwardly
A B A B A B A B
and pretend to check a text on my phone
[Bridge 1]
Ab
Everything felt fine
B
when i was half of a pair
Ab
and through no fault of mine
A
there's no other half there
[Chorus 1]
B E B
Now I'm just Michael in the bathroom
E A E
Michael in the bathroom at a party
B
Forget how long its been
E B
I'm just Michael in the bathroom
B E A E
Michael in the bathroom at a party
[Bridge 2]
Ab B
No, you can't come in
A B
I'm waiting it out 'til it's time to leave
Dm7 G7
and picking at grout while I softly grieve
[Chorus 2]
B C
I'm just Michael who you don't know
Dm7 G7
Michael flying solo
B E A E
Michael in the bathroom by himself
A E A B A B A B A B
All by himself
[Verse 3]
Ab
I am hiding,
E B
but he's out there Just ignoring all our history
Ab
Memories get erased
A
And I'll get replaced
B E B
And I hear a drunk girl
E A E
Singing along to Whitney through the door
Ab B
"I wanna dance with somebody!"
A
And my feelings sink
B
Cause it makes me think
Dm7 G7
Now there's no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore
G7
now its just...
[Chorus 3]
E B
I'm just Michael in the bathroom
B E A E
Michael in the bathroom at a party
I have regret the beers
E B
I'm just Michael in the bathroom
B E A E A B A B A B A B
Michael in the bathroom at a party
[Bridge 3]
A B E
As I choke back the tears
A
I'll wait as long as I need
B
Til my face is dry
Dm7
Or I'll just blame it on weed
G7
Or something in my eye
[Chorus 4]
B
I'm just Michael
C
Who you don't know
Dm7 G7
Michael flyin' solo
B E A E A B A B A B A B
Michael in the bathroom by himself
[Passage 1]
A B A B
Knock, knock, knock, knock
A B
They're gonna start to shout soon
A B A B
Knock, knock, knock, knock
A B
Ah hell yeah I'll be out soon
Bb F Bb F
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Bb C
It sucks he left me here alone
Bb F Bb F
Knock, knock, knock, knock
Bb C
Here in this teenage battlezone
G C G C
Clang, clang, clang, clang
G C
I feel the pressure blowing up
G C G C
Bang, bang, bang, bang
G C
My big mistake was showing up
Dm7 Abm Dm7 Abm
Splash, splash, splash, splash
Dm7 F
I throw some water in my face
[Passage 2]
Dm7
And I am in a better place
A
I go to open up the door
B
But I can't hear knocking
E
Anymore
E
And I can't help but yearn
B
For a different time
E
And then I look in the mirror
E
And the present is clear
A
And there's no denying
B E B Dm7 A
I'm just ...
E
at a party
A B A B A
Is there a sadder sight mmmmmmmmmm m
B E A E
Michael in the bathroom at a party
A B E
This is a heinous night
A
I wish I stayed at home instead
B
Watching cable porn
Dm7
Or wish I offed myself instead
G7
Wish I was never born
[Coda]
B
I'm just Michael
C
Who's a loner So he must be a stoner
Dm7 G7
Rides a PT Cruiser
B E
God he's such a loser
A E
Michael flying solo
B C
Who you think that you know
B E A E
Michael in the bathroom by himself
A E
All by himself
A E
All by himself
A E
When all you know about me
B
is my name
E
Awesome party
B A B A B A B A B
I'm so glad I Came